Fred is a nurse currently serving in the military overseas. He is friendly, hardworking, patient, and adventurous. He loves a good laugh. He is the master of groan-worthy puns. He will amaze you with his excellent posture (which was recently praised by a Captain who saw him "gliding" thru the hallways of the hospital!). Last year, he let his wife quit her awful day job so she could persue her artistic endeavors full time. And when she cries...he hugs her and tells her she is pretty. And also buys her flowers and candy. And he's trainable. He has learned how to say "How did your audition FEEEEEL?" rather than the dreaded "Didja getta callback, huh?" -- So he pretty much ROCKS.